Hola. This is nadz blogging live from well, my room actually. Last time I recall, I kinda quited my job, I was working for AGOP for the WaterFest event and Egwene Al’Vere and Gawyn kissed and omg I am like so happy for them. And since I am happy for them, I refuse to continue reading Wheel Of Time because I want it to stay that way coz I am psycho like that.

Hello to the wonderful wonderful oh joyful joyful virtual world in which I am truly grateful for it’s existance. Let’s now embark on a hopefully long entry before I get distracted by stuffs like the need to suddenly eat milo cereal or pee or to watch random stuffs on youtube.

Ah. Gallup Organization. (I hope Gallup doesn’t employ secret internet agents who search through the interwebs for naughty employees like me). I honestly truly like Gallup. I really do because the people I work with are rather awesome fun people. Not all lar because the auntie on my right still ask me to buy the kuih from the malay stall everyday and I still can’t stand Raffles Place. I get depressed and emo. I was so emo, I cried everyday in Gallup toilet. -_- That bad y’all. I kept telling myself that zomgka nadz, why are you going through this emotional turmoil and why would people subject themselves to such a mundane lifestyle? Clearly people, a 9-5 job isn’t for me and ITS NOT EVEN A 9-5 JOB and I am not like bonded to any contract whatsoever. I so damn weird.

And, it turns out that the girl whom I said gave me that weird face when I smile at her is a very nice girl afterall. I got one of the best supervisors is da world who bought us mango sago and is so damn understanding. Ming Hui, if you’re reading this, we all love you lolcopters. Eventhough I am currently not working for Gallup, I am still able to come back anytime I want. T_T AND the receptionist whom introduced me the wonders of Rice Balls, called me today and asked if I could replace her for half a day on Monday. So people, I, Nadzirah, will be a receptionist oh my god for 5 hours on Monday. It has been a secret that I secretly secretly wants to try to be a receptionist because when I was a kid I think they are cool. Type here type there answer call make coffee. I don’t know why lar. Being a power ranger was cool too but of course power ranger cooler than receptionist and that’s like has nothing to do with this.

So that’s 2 paragraphs on Gallup Organization. (oh and I love that their pantry is always stocked up with lemon crackers)

Let’s talk about Water Fest! Actually the event is still ongoing this weekend (this time at Kallang instead of Orchard) and I have yet to take any photos of the event itself. Water Fest will probably be on another blog entry. heh. To get a gist of what WaterFest is all about, here is a picture that I shamelessly stole from Candy Goh’s blog.

That’s Candy with the bikini babes. They have like minus zero fats. You can see that Candy is totally drenched in water in uber Orchard Road. That’s how it’s like for 2 weekends. 9 friggin hours of wet and cold and rain. WOOOOT. And hor, a girl (whom I think is a butch) likes me omgomgomg. But that is another story for another post~ I suck lar I know.

Today (well, yesterday technically since it’s 2am now but what do OWLS know about time), Candy and I went for a Job Interview in surprise surprise, RAFFLES PLACE. AHAHAHAHAHA. The number one place where I crumble and cry and fall to the ground while screaming; WHY OH WHY!? (LOLZ EXAGGERATION)

The interview not bad lor. It might even be categorized as fun because *sighs*, I think the person thinks me and Candy are lesbian parters because Candy said we’re practically married. WHAT KIND OF PERSON SAY THAT IN A JOB INTERVIEW WTF? omg candy, why you so siao? There was this question on the paper that asked you to rate on your ability to read and write in certain languages. When it came to Tamil, I jokingly said, HAHAHA mine is -1, cannot read anything. Then this Candy happy happy really go and put -2 on hers. She crazy one lor.

Afterwards, we went to get her dresses from Far East. Candy wanted fried mars bars but of course something have bound to happen. She happily went to a shop and said ONE FRIED MARS BARS PLS! before realising that it’s the wrong shop.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.

My god, you have to see all the epic faces around. We laughed like hell for like 7 minutes. Damn damn paiseh.

I’ve been thinking about getting the shirts from Pull and Bear. HAVE U SEEN THEM? THEY ARE SO OMGZ. Long shirts are one of the world’s greatest creation! I love every single shirt in that damn store. Since Candy got her dresses, I thought I might want to get a t-shirt or something but nooooo, halfway to Taka, some cute guy had to stop us. We have no idea what he was talking about since he was talking in chinese and Candy’s chinese is damn hopeless. Something about hair, free of charge. Since he was very very cute, I said yes. LMAO.

We followed him to Le Salon while giggling like a bunch of idiots. Besides epic Sahara with Ikana, this is one of the most random thing me and Candy had ever done. We clearly missed Ikana because if he was there, we would all embrace in the moment of randomness and giggle together.

Le Salon is a super atas place. Of course atas lar, it’s in Taka. It’s too damn atas for me. It’s so atas eventhough it’s at the ground level. (HEHEHEHE SRY LAME JOKE. Atas means high class or highest level in malay)

I actually do not want my hair to even be touched because I very shy mah. I was laughing and laughing and wtf, the place is filled with so many cute guys it’s not even funny. I kinda made Candy sit on the chair and said I will be happy to just watch her hair get done. BUT NOOOOOO, SOME CUTE GUY (I MEAN DAMN SHUAI OK WTF) PUT HIS HANDS ON MY SHOULDERS AND GRINNED AND BROUGHT US TO WASH OUR HAIR. *faints* These guys are clearly maximumly lethal.

I swear Le Salon hire handsome guys to seduce girls one lor.

Candy happy because shuai ge touch her hair. Anyways, these guys and girls are trainees and they are giving free wash and blow dry to random people apparently. o_o It’s damn fun I tell you.

AND HOR,OMG I GOT BIG CURLS CAN. I HAVE ALWAYS ALWAYS WANTED BIG HUGE CURLS BUT TOO NOOB, NO MONEY AND DUNNO HOW TO DO.

Look at this!

*CRIES* I want permanent curls like that forever!

The guy who did my hair speaks only chinese so whenever he attempts to say something to me, I can only smile at him lolz. At a point of time, he stop doing my hair and came back with tissue paper on his nose. HIS NOSE BLEED WTF. Along came another guy who said to me; See lar, you make his nose bleed liao.

Behind me, Candy was laughing like mad while the guy was trying to stop his bleeding nose. epic. I think his nose allergic to my hair.

We sat for hours while getting our hair styled and restyled. At one point I swear my hair looks like Amy Winehouse. That requires a lot of back-combing and teasing and hair spray for the awesome poofness~ At the end of the day, this is how our hair look like.

Candy couldn’t stand all the bobby pins in her hair so we went back to get namecards and the bobby pins removed.

OH MY GOD. DO U KNOW HOW MUCH DIGITAL PERM COST AT LE SALON?

600 BUCKS. THAT’S LIKE A MILLION PACKETS OF CHICKEN RICE!!!111666 And hairbands cost 48 bucks omgwtf!

Candy’s temporary curly hair. =D We saw STEVEENNNNNNN LIMMMM! He stopped us for some thingy. I don’t really remember but he said something about japanese, chinese people while pointing to some models pictures on the newspapers. I was; ‘uhhhh byeee!’ and ran off to Candy. LOLZ. That guy is scary.

It’s now 3am and I think it’s time to end this post and go to sleep.

Zai Jian~

lovee,
nadzirah.

PS: Before I forgot.

Happy birthday Pingu and Shirokage!

I WANT TO GO. PLSPLSPLSPLSPLS. =(

I wanted to like blog but like, it’s late and I have oompa loompa time tmr.

/sighs,

Before I began, I am going to thank Candy’s family because they are awesome to me and feed me pratas in the morning. Candy manage to psycho me to sleepover at her house eventhough the plan was to only stay at her house for some ~virtual war~ in PW and take some hamsters. (PW is like so last year, I know)

SOMEONE GIVE ME WARHAMMER NOW I WANT PLAY DARK ELF PLS THANKS. I will not under any circumstances play any free mmorpgs with item malls ever again. no moar i tell ya! It was a period of time of money wastage where I would rather spend 10 bucks on getting some virtual clothes and coloring them to my desired choice of dye. And then it was another 10 more bucks for a pretty mount and so on and so forth. Overall, I’ve spend more than 150 bucks. I was blind and stupid and addicted. All those countless grinding and emo-ing over getting the best gears, ffs. But no matter how stupid a game is, it has changed certain people and it has saddened me to a great extent that the possibility of things going back the same way again is very slim.

oh pfft. like, I should shut up already.

Back to Candy’s house! I played her piano and violin! By playing, I mean ‘playing’ coz I am totally retarded and the only instrument I can play is the sad recorder which everyone under the Singapore education is capable of. Like whoa, the long thingy you used to er, play the violin is made of many many horse hair. I thought it’s made of a single synthetic thread or something. No wonder it doesn’t break.

At 11pm, Candy randomly asked if I wanted to go Zouk for some guy’s birthday. I am like wtf because it’s such a random life-changing question and although I did shave my legs and arms, the blade was blunt and my arm bled and I suck like that. (Fuck you shaving) and I hate Veet’s fragrance. Like, it’s faking to smell nice and it’s so damn tedious for a blade-less shaving option. One day when I have enough courage and money, I will wax my arms and legs and laugh at all the redundant body hair.

And no, we did not go to Zouk because it will be crazily spontaneous and we miss ikana (nah kidding).

WHY LAR JURONG SO FAR MY EZLINK LEFT NEGATIVE 2 DOLLARS LIAO WTF.

Alright. Now I am going to talk about my part-time job (part-time because I hate to be bonded to something I might regret later). All my life I have never ever hated the corporate life so much. So so much that I cried at my desk on the 3rd and 4th day of my job because in my opinion, I think it is such a sad sad world to be in. You see, I got a job as an interviewer. I am suppose to call hundreds of people everyday and only a handful bunch of kind human beings would actually pick up the phone and an even rarer bunch would actually do the survey. *gasp* Survey?!?! Yes, dear earthlings, a 15-20 minutes survey over the phone.

Everyone in there speaks fluent english and I swear the aunties in there has like awesome names like Brenda, Agne, Ada (ay-duh), Vivien… Do not be fooled because they speak absolute proper english over the phone. I despise the auntie who sits beside me and I think one of the girls there hate me for some unknown reason. I smiled at her and she gave me that face. Everytime I accidentally make eye contact with her, she give me that look. Whatever yeah. I am trying to be nice because I truly am if you get to know me a little better and if you totally want to be a bitch to me then so be it. I feel a little better knowing you’re an ugly person inside out.

But really people, Raffles Place is currently my most hated place in the whole world at the moment. Everyone walks the same way, wears the same thing, makes the same little talk, it bloody scares the shit out of me. Everything seems so damn fake. I would rather be happy somewhere in some jungle, saving some ape’s life, like for real.

Ok la. My job isn’t all bad. I can wear whatever I want (if they make me wear formal, I will cry) I can also take a break anytime I want which I rarely do because even during lunch time, people eat so quickly and you can’t help but catch snipets of their conversations and go wtf, why are all of them talking about the same thing. When I get back to my sad sad cubicle, everyone is making calls and I will feel so damn stressed out. Maybe it’s just the environment that I need to get used to. No. It’s more like, Candy Goh Wei Ning, why aren’t we working together?

One day, I was so upset about the world. The auntie beside me asked me a few questions and I told  that I wanted to be an environmentalist. She said this: “Aiyoh, why you want to do environment? Stand under the sun, later you become tanned ah. From multimedia so fun to something so boring.”  Dear god,  how much I wanted to smack her ignorant self.

Then there was this other incident. I am using a Visa notebook that my dad got for free from his friend. The auntie saw my notebook and her first impression was that I am rich. In a typical auntie manner, she asked if my dad does surveys and how much his income and all that. She needed a rich malay family to do a survey with and thought I might be one. Oh yes, she also said that it’s very hard to find a rich malay family.

WELL LISTEN UP YOU RACIST WOMAN. I am very very poor. So poor that my parents cannot afford to pay for my fees if I ever wanted to study in a private school. So poor they can’t even pay if I ever wanted to take driving lessons. So poor that if my laptop breaks down right now, they can’t afford to buy one in a blink of an eye. The last time we actually went overseas together was when I was in primary school. The last time we actually sat together as a family was months ago, eating yong tau foo and that made me really happy. I miss my dad so so much it hurts alright. He kept telling me that he doesn’t give a fuck about what people think about him. He doesn’t care about the rich. At the very least, he goes home everyday knowing that he has a family.

DAMMIT BUT I HATE THAT WOMAN WHO SITS BESIDE ME. I will forever remember her face and flabby arms.

Hell yeah I am like incredibly angry. For the rest of my life, I refuse to work in an office. There must be more to life than making money.

=( and fuck I have to end this post because I am so emotionally unstable, I want a hug and I need to sleep because there is work tmr.

I was in total rage yesterday. If I was a game character, my rage bar would be full and I would be burning in fire and shooting laser beams at people. Early in the morning, when I was already in Parkway, going insane in FOX over the clothes, some person called me and told me I was sick and she has found a replacement.

I WAS LITERALLY IN WTF MODE. Here I am, faithfully reaching early for ipod ambassador and wtf when did I call you and report sick?! And without even confirming first, you totally found a replacement yo! That’s like ain’t cool at all!

Then she’s like; ORH, not you ah? I thought you call me last night and said you’re sick? I found replacement for you liao leh.

LIKE HELLO, WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN PARKWAY THEN?!

I was so mad, I complained to the Juzz1 people because I like them a lot! JUZZ1 PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN NICE OK. They treat me nicely and (I am sure will give me discounts if as and when I decides to get a new ipod *coughs*) =P

Anyways Juzz1 and the events company I was working with are totally different. Juzz1 is the Apple Store. The events company organizes events such as the ipod test drive which was held in all Apple Stores island-wide.

So I called her again and told her I am pissed. She told me it’s her fault and the replacement and the new girl is coming and I need to go Bugis. And the girl will call me.

I waited since I have the key to the ipods and printer and waited somemore for the call. It didn’t came. SIBEH SIAN AH how screwed up can this company be? The pay doesn’t even come on time! WHERE IS MY IPHOTO PAY?!

Eventually, the 2 girls came. My first impression is that they are obviously friends and they have absolutely no idea what to do. My second impression is that I cannot work with either of them. I am fine with working with anyone in the whole world but these girls are a big nah uh. They didn’t even bother to call me when they are suppose to. Yeah sure they are pretty and tall but, here’s a big fat whatever in your face.

Basically, that was suppose to be it. I am suppose to just pass them the key and take a cab to Bugis. But the human in me said that I need to at least help them set up the booth. So I called the events person (who wasn’t there at all surprise surprise) and asked. She told me to help them and if I do not want to go to Bugis, I can send one of them there.

OH MY GOD WHAT KINDA SUGGESTION IS THAT. THOSE 2 ARE OBVIOUSLY FRIENDS. You mean, *I* am responsible of seperating them if *I* chose to stay in Parkway?! Afterall, like, you’re the one who totally messed it up. I don’t even remember you apologizing this to me at all.

BARGH. So, I helped them with the set-up and zomgka they did not even offer to help wtf. Not a single bit. I was silently cursing over the wires and they were just standing there behind me, being pretty and talking about mascaras. My head nearly exploded! Isn’t it human instinct to help!? When I explained to them on what to do.. they just.. *bargh let’s not go there*

Before I went off, I said my goodbyes to the Juzz1 people like Mark and Andrew and this girl who’s name I never asked and which I regretted because she was soo nice. I played Bingo with her on Saturday and she accused me of cheating lol. I WILL MISS YOU GUYS A LOT A LOT expecially the iTouch (ya lar, iTouch is not a person but it’s so chio). T_T I love the games there expecially Aurora Feint. I was already planning on continuing my character in there but what to do, have to get my ass to Bugis. =(

Then it was 7 hours of insane boredom. Worked with another girl, Hazel. She’s hazel, im Nadz, together, we’re hazelnuts! >_> (10 points for lameness) She’s tall and skinny and eats sushi for lunch and was full afterwards. T_T I ate 6 nuggets and mango tango. HAR. oh and I met this guy from MMA and we talked for a while. whoa, like, I never had that much speech with him even in poly. Small world. That makes 3 MMA people in a week.

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Weeks ago, I went out with SJ to Bugis (we poor people shop at bugis street. Can’t afford Gucci lar). She was getting earrings and I saw this pair of cute earrings and it was the last pair. I like last pieces. It’s damn weird I know because who the hell like last pieces? When I was a kid, I used to grab last pieces (like hair clips) because hahaha now no one else can ever get it anymore!! I was such a mean kid lollipops.

Along came this girl who saw the same earring! So I took it first. NYAHAHAHAHAHA. She talked in chinese to her friend. Something about, ’she took my earring’. I told SJ I am getting the earring eventhough I didn’t even like it that much aside from the fact that it’s kinda cute. IT’S MINE IT’S MINE IM PSYCHO!

I NOW HAVE CHERRY PIES ON MY EARS WOOOOT!!

ok. Imma shut up now. Time for some epic reading.

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WAI HALO THAR. LONG TIME NO BLOG!!11

Oh god, I feel so fat yeah yeah yeah~ The other day I went for some lame interview, wearing this skirt my aunt gave me without realising that the skirt has long slits at the side. I sincerely hope no one gets scarred for life looking at my fat thighs.

So RAWR! I am going to talk about Red Cliff! Before I watched this movie, do take note that I have no clue whatsoever abt the storyline and know nuts abt the actors except for Takeshi (d-uh, he so handsome). I expected like an ancient chinese history lesson with names I will forget after the movie.

Some woman named Candy Goh Wei Ning wanted to watch Red Cliff so badly because she is truly in love with the characters in there. Being an uber friend (must be thick skin abit), I watched with her and oh my god, the movie truly was not bad! And after staring at Takeshi’s face for hours, I have now concluded that he will forever remind me of Legolas. Technically, its Orlando Bloom but I don’t care. Orlando Bloom will always be Legolas in my heart for now and forever~~

Anyways, back to Red Cliff. By now, I have forgotten every single character’s name except for Cao Cao and Meng Meng. Cao Cao is the evil guy and Meng Meng is the name of the baby pony. The pony is not a character but they have ponies in the movie and that’s cool. I bet Candy doesn’t remember a thing about the pony. But its ok.

But my most favourite part in the movie is the ending!! When I saw TO BE CONTINUED, I was silently yay-ing. Why? BECAUSE HURRAH THERE IS RED CLIFF 2 TO LOOK FORWARD TO! Like Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter! I, for one, despise books or movies that are awesome but they end after one book or one movie. I feel so sad that something so great has to end so fast! While everyone in the theatre was like in wtfomgbbqtobecontinued-mode, I was happy. =D

Now is the time to randomly insert a photo of my hamster.

It was Walrus great idea to put him in there.

Abrupt end of post-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes breathes*

LULLLZZZZ.

*sigh* I have no idea why this stupid post got deleted. -_-

SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
SQUID SQUID SQUIDDDDDDDDD
SQUID SQUID SQUID
I WANT MOAR SQUIDDDDDDDDDDD.

WTF  WHY IS THIS POST SO RANDOM?

It’s been a while since I last blogged because procrastination, ladies and gentlemen, is like consuming my soul. =/

I told Candy Goh Wei Ning that I will blog IF she blogs and she did so here I am thinking of words to type but sadly, my brain is so blank right now it’s not possible to end this! *sighs*

Anyways, I went to some Singapore Poly, School of Communication event @ Cafe Del Mar. I assume some multiple stuffs were going on to commemorate this event, like their SP magazine.. and stuffs… I don’t know! I am not from Singapore Poly! And I also assume that Candy and I are the only Ngee Ann people there. WE ARE TEH INTRUDERZZ PEWPEW~~

This Hook’d event was pretty well-sponsored by;

Coke Zero

New Urban Male

And of course, sponsored by Sentosa.

WHY NGEEE ANN, SCHOOL OF INFOCOMM TECHNOLOGY NO SUCH EVENTS ONE AH?!? =(

Bloody tag wrapped so tight around my wrist.
But awesome shade of blue!

Filling lucky draw

I love this event because there are free flows of popcorn and COTTON CANDY and ice cream~

Cotton Candy, you are awesome!

Each of us got food vouchers but meh, not liking the food much. Here’s why;

Fries are awesome. Pasta is bleh.

Whole rice set is bleh! BLEH I TELL YA!

Random big balloon thing

Everyone knows there is a pool in Cafe Del Mar and they were planning to get wet and like push each other in water. Me and Candy didn’t get wet. I was wearing skirt and did not bring extra clothes. *LOL*

THOSE FLOAT THINGS DAMN CUTE RIGHT?!

The following image contains Leonard who was soooo insanely violently protesting and strongly refused to be thrown in the water.

:D

It took 5 humans to bring him down omg.

This thing looks fun!

Got caricature-drawing guy there

WHOA THIS SHIT IS AWESOME.
IF ONLY I WASNT WEARING SKIRT I WOULD JUMP!

At the end of the day, I think the most awesome thing there is the band competition! Some bands were good, some have cannot-make-it vocalists and I think the best one is the last one. There was also this band who was playing Paramore and the girl who was the vocalist was really goood! The last band had painted faces and I was mesmerized by them lar. Sorry, I have this thing about guy guitarist and drummers. =x now you know heh? =P

uh.. some random band.

Took this picture because Candy said we look so skinny and have amazing legs lolz.

RAWRRRRRRRRR I GOT A TARTAN DRESSSS. I FUCKING LOVE TARTAN!!!!! FTW FTWFTW!!!111

Loveee,

nadzirah ❤