dammit, im angry orc.

Before I began, I am going to thank Candy’s family because they are awesome to me and feed me pratas in the morning. Candy manage to psycho me to sleepover at her house eventhough the plan was to only stay at her house for some ~virtual war~ in PW and take some hamsters. (PW is like so last year, I know)

SOMEONE GIVE ME WARHAMMER NOW I WANT PLAY DARK ELF PLS THANKS. I will not under any circumstances play any free mmorpgs with item malls ever again. no moar i tell ya! It was a period of time of money wastage where I would rather spend 10 bucks on getting some virtual clothes and coloring them to my desired choice of dye. And then it was another 10 more bucks for a pretty mount and so on and so forth. Overall, I’ve spend more than 150 bucks. I was blind and stupid and addicted. All those countless grinding and emo-ing over getting the best gears, ffs. But no matter how stupid a game is, it has changed certain people and it has saddened me to a great extent that the possibility of things going back the same way again is very slim.

oh pfft. like, I should shut up already.

Back to Candy’s house! I played her piano and violin! By playing, I mean ‘playing’ coz I am totally retarded and the only instrument I can play is the sad recorder which everyone under the Singapore education is capable of. Like whoa, the long thingy you used to er, play the violin is made of many many horse hair. I thought it’s made of a single synthetic thread or something. No wonder it doesn’t break.

At 11pm, Candy randomly asked if I wanted to go Zouk for some guy’s birthday. I am like wtf because it’s such a random life-changing question and although I did shave my legs and arms, the blade was blunt and my arm bled and I suck like that. (Fuck you shaving) and I hate Veet’s fragrance. Like, it’s faking to smell nice and it’s so damn tedious for a blade-less shaving option. One day when I have enough courage and money, I will wax my arms and legs and laugh at all the redundant body hair.

And no, we did not go to Zouk because it will be crazily spontaneous and we miss ikana (nah kidding).

WHY LAR JURONG SO FAR MY EZLINK LEFT NEGATIVE 2 DOLLARS LIAO WTF.

Alright. Now I am going to talk about my part-time job (part-time because I hate to be bonded to something I might regret later). All my life I have never ever hated the corporate life so much. So so much that I cried at my desk on the 3rd and 4th day of my job because in my opinion, I think it is such a sad sad world to be in. You see, I got a job as an interviewer. I am suppose to call hundreds of people everyday and only a handful bunch of kind human beings would actually pick up the phone and an even rarer bunch would actually do the survey. *gasp* Survey?!?! Yes, dear earthlings, a 15-20 minutes survey over the phone.

Everyone in there speaks fluent english and I swear the aunties in there has like awesome names like Brenda, Agne, Ada (ay-duh), Vivien… Do not be fooled because they speak absolute proper english over the phone. I despise the auntie who sits beside me and I think one of the girls there hate me for some unknown reason. I smiled at her and she gave me that face. Everytime I accidentally make eye contact with her, she give me that look. Whatever yeah. I am trying to be nice because I truly am if you get to know me a little better and if you totally want to be a bitch to me then so be it. I feel a little better knowing you’re an ugly person inside out.

But really people, Raffles Place is currently my most hated place in the whole world at the moment. Everyone walks the same way, wears the same thing, makes the same little talk, it bloody scares the shit out of me. Everything seems so damn fake. I would rather be happy somewhere in some jungle, saving some ape’s life, like for real.

Ok la. My job isn’t all bad. I can wear whatever I want (if they make me wear formal, I will cry) I can also take a break anytime I want which I rarely do because even during lunch time, people eat so quickly and you can’t help but catch snipets of their conversations and go wtf, why are all of them talking about the same thing. When I get back to my sad sad cubicle, everyone is making calls and I will feel so damn stressed out. Maybe it’s just the environment that I need to get used to. No. It’s more like, Candy Goh Wei Ning, why aren’t we working together?

One day, I was so upset about the world. The auntie beside me asked me a few questions and I told  that I wanted to be an environmentalist. She said this: “Aiyoh, why you want to do environment? Stand under the sun, later you become tanned ah. From multimedia so fun to something so boring.”  Dear god,  how much I wanted to smack her ignorant self.

Then there was this other incident. I am using a Visa notebook that my dad got for free from his friend. The auntie saw my notebook and her first impression was that I am rich. In a typical auntie manner, she asked if my dad does surveys and how much his income and all that. She needed a rich malay family to do a survey with and thought I might be one. Oh yes, she also said that it’s very hard to find a rich malay family.

WELL LISTEN UP YOU RACIST WOMAN. I am very very poor. So poor that my parents cannot afford to pay for my fees if I ever wanted to study in a private school. So poor they can’t even pay if I ever wanted to take driving lessons. So poor that if my laptop breaks down right now, they can’t afford to buy one in a blink of an eye. The last time we actually went overseas together was when I was in primary school. The last time we actually sat together as a family was months ago, eating yong tau foo and that made me really happy. I miss my dad so so much it hurts alright. He kept telling me that he doesn’t give a fuck about what people think about him. He doesn’t care about the rich. At the very least, he goes home everyday knowing that he has a family.

DAMMIT BUT I HATE THAT WOMAN WHO SITS BESIDE ME. I will forever remember her face and flabby arms.

Hell yeah I am like incredibly angry. For the rest of my life, I refuse to work in an office. There must be more to life than making money.

=( and fuck I have to end this post because I am so emotionally unstable, I want a hug and I need to sleep because there is work tmr.

i’ll be bitchin’

I was in total rage yesterday. If I was a game character, my rage bar would be full and I would be burning in fire and shooting laser beams at people. Early in the morning, when I was already in Parkway, going insane in FOX over the clothes, some person called me and told me I was sick and she has found a replacement.

I WAS LITERALLY IN WTF MODE. Here I am, faithfully reaching early for ipod ambassador and wtf when did I call you and report sick?! And without even confirming first, you totally found a replacement yo! That’s like ain’t cool at all!

Then she’s like; ORH, not you ah? I thought you call me last night and said you’re sick? I found replacement for you liao leh.

LIKE HELLO, WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN PARKWAY THEN?!

I was so mad, I complained to the Juzz1 people because I like them a lot! JUZZ1 PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN NICE OK. They treat me nicely and (I am sure will give me discounts if as and when I decides to get a new ipod *coughs*) =P

Anyways Juzz1 and the events company I was working with are totally different. Juzz1 is the Apple Store. The events company organizes events such as the ipod test drive which was held in all Apple Stores island-wide.

So I called her again and told her I am pissed. She told me it’s her fault and the replacement and the new girl is coming and I need to go Bugis. And the girl will call me.

I waited since I have the key to the ipods and printer and waited somemore for the call. It didn’t came. SIBEH SIAN AH how screwed up can this company be? The pay doesn’t even come on time! WHERE IS MY IPHOTO PAY?!

Eventually, the 2 girls came. My first impression is that they are obviously friends and they have absolutely no idea what to do. My second impression is that I cannot work with either of them. I am fine with working with anyone in the whole world but these girls are a big nah uh. They didn’t even bother to call me when they are suppose to. Yeah sure they are pretty and tall but, here’s a big fat whatever in your face.

Basically, that was suppose to be it. I am suppose to just pass them the key and take a cab to Bugis. But the human in me said that I need to at least help them set up the booth. So I called the events person (who wasn’t there at all surprise surprise) and asked. She told me to help them and if I do not want to go to Bugis, I can send one of them there.

OH MY GOD WHAT KINDA SUGGESTION IS THAT. THOSE 2 ARE OBVIOUSLY FRIENDS. You mean, *I* am responsible of seperating them if *I* chose to stay in Parkway?! Afterall, like, you’re the one who totally messed it up. I don’t even remember you apologizing this to me at all.

BARGH. So, I helped them with the set-up and zomgka they did not even offer to help wtf. Not a single bit. I was silently cursing over the wires and they were just standing there behind me, being pretty and talking about mascaras. My head nearly exploded! Isn’t it human instinct to help!? When I explained to them on what to do.. they just.. *bargh let’s not go there*

Before I went off, I said my goodbyes to the Juzz1 people like Mark and Andrew and this girl who’s name I never asked and which I regretted because she was soo nice. I played Bingo with her on Saturday and she accused me of cheating lol. I WILL MISS YOU GUYS A LOT A LOT expecially the iTouch (ya lar, iTouch is not a person but it’s so chio). T_T I love the games there expecially Aurora Feint. I was already planning on continuing my character in there but what to do, have to get my ass to Bugis. =(

Then it was 7 hours of insane boredom. Worked with another girl, Hazel. She’s hazel, im Nadz, together, we’re hazelnuts! >_> (10 points for lameness) She’s tall and skinny and eats sushi for lunch and was full afterwards. T_T I ate 6 nuggets and mango tango. HAR. oh and I met this guy from MMA and we talked for a while. whoa, like, I never had that much speech with him even in poly. Small world. That makes 3 MMA people in a week.

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Weeks ago, I went out with SJ to Bugis (we poor people shop at bugis street. Can’t afford Gucci lar). She was getting earrings and I saw this pair of cute earrings and it was the last pair. I like last pieces. It’s damn weird I know because who the hell like last pieces? When I was a kid, I used to grab last pieces (like hair clips) because hahaha now no one else can ever get it anymore!! I was such a mean kid lollipops.

Along came this girl who saw the same earring! So I took it first. NYAHAHAHAHAHA. She talked in chinese to her friend. Something about, ’she took my earring’. I told SJ I am getting the earring eventhough I didn’t even like it that much aside from the fact that it’s kinda cute. IT’S MINE IT’S MINE IM PSYCHO!

I NOW HAVE CHERRY PIES ON MY EARS WOOOOT!!

ok. Imma shut up now. Time for some epic reading.

squidddd.

*sigh* I have no idea why this stupid post got deleted. -_-

SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
SQUID SQUID SQUIDDDDDDDDD
SQUID SQUID SQUID
I WANT MOAR SQUIDDDDDDDDDDD.

WTF  WHY IS THIS POST SO RANDOM?

So, I decided to be a jedi.

I am back from the living dead.

Some crazy virus decided to consume my soul last friday which was also the day where my monthly bestfriend come and give a friendly visit.

It never failz to amaze me that somehow, fever and menstruation always manage to work hand in hand in attacking my poor body immune system at the same time.

*DOUBLE WHAM* ‘ Here nadz! You’re gonna be cold, miserable, sneezing, coughing, nah how about feeling warm instead of cold and then we add in some stomach cramps at interval random moments when you’re feeling down!’

*OMG DIES*

Nevertheless, I managed to survive 2 days of work during the weekend. Like you know, possibly because Ikana was there as Iphoto trainer on Saturday to cast off evil spells and add in positive aura in the environment so that I have sufficient energy to last me 2 days.

By the time Sunday ended, I was in a terrible condition. Monday was a totally gone-case scenario whereby I slept all day and walked around the house like a zombie. Monday was also the day I ate cornetto ice cream which my mum told my sister to get because I wanted to eat that damn ice cream no matter how sick I am. I also wanted jelly and some nonsensical stuffs but my mum told me to just shut up. -_-

Monday was also the day my mum decided to watch Star Wars and have some marathon. I’ve never been a Star Wars person because I ARE NO FAN OF GALAXIESSSSSSS SPACCCEE STUFF THINGIES PEWPEW. But because I was so sian of being sick and pathetic, I watched along and omg this shiznitzz ain’t bad y’know! It’s pretty awesome!

me: Who really is this Anakin?
mum: HES MY SON LAR. Stop asking stupid question. I adopted him.
me: -_-

Sorry if this sounds totally stupid but jedi have cool pewpew swords! I know they are called lightsabers-zors but people who has barely recovered from an illness have the right to call them pewpew swords.

So hell, instead of being neutral, I like Star Wars now! whooooo!

During lunch at Banquet with my mum today, she commented on the fishcake.

mum: The fishcake like not nice anymore.
me: Dunno. I can’t taste anything. They all the same.
mum: yar it taste like SUCK BALL you know.

I don’t know why she likes saying suck ball so much. meh.

Randomly, since I am feeling much better today, I went around the house wearing my sister’s new watch, singing and dancing Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. I can be a little psycho sometimes.

Anyways,

<3 muacks!

PS: MY HANDPHONE SUDDENLY SPOIL. RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. =((((

HURRAH.

I got a new camera!

I got a new camera!

I got a new camera!

I got a new camera!

I got a new camera!

I GOT A NEW CAMERA ZOMGKA CAN TAKE PICTURES YAYZ!

PS: Thanks Candy. Wo Ai ni!