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Narnia

May 27, 2008

IS FUCKING AWESOME IN BOLD RED TEXT.

Goddamit some people said the movie suckape and was so-so only. I will kill the next person who said that to me!

I absolutely adore the movie to bits and pieces and I absolutely insist that Narnia is NOT a suckape movie.

If you have not watched the movie, do NOT in any circumstances continue reading because I am so totally going to blurt out spoilers muahahaha.

Of course, firstly I have to inevitably mention the 2 handsome guys (hot and very cute also omg how come you guys no like?!). With every swing of their sword, I beamed a little inside. k enuff about that. I mean, what mere vocal explanation could one possibly say when 2 hot guys with swords are involved?

And then, there’s centaurs and dwarfs and cute er.. mouse warriors. I INSANELY LOVE MOVIES WITH MAGICAL STUFFS IN IT ARGH. AND there’s also walking trees and that river water monster thingy moving at fast speeds as it bashes and destroys the evil men! (so totally LOTR material but I don’t care because it’s awesome)

I totally screamed in agony and anguish when the Tauren guy died. He got squashed by the gate and saved so many lives! How awful is that?! There’s also that centaur who didnt make it over the gate on time. =(

I’ve been thinking and WHAT IF thousand of years ago, there were centaurs, elves, taurens, dwarfs and humans and mylittleponies. Then evil men destroyed all the other species because of greed and elves were sexier than humans so humans got madly jealous and decided to kill them all. But during that time, no one thought of like, inter-species relationship (like maybe, Legolas and Eowyn from LOTR getting married). And the elves doesnt want to make babies with dwarves (LOL). And it’s kinda impossible for tauren and centaurs to have sex with each other. But that is beside the point.

BUT *argh*, if men didn’t destroy the other species, then it would be totally cool. We can bloody talk to elves and ride horses and wear velvet robes and guys would walked around in swords just because they look so good with it. Dwarves would climbed trees and picked apples and taurens will be fantastic bodyguards! Then little kids will play along nicely with centaurs because this is my imagination and I said so. Dammit. Humans are super evil. MY ANCESTORS AND YOURS ARE MURDERERS!!!! D:

opps sorry. I went overboard a little bit.

goodnight everyone! Graduation Day tomorrow.